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 Reviewer: funtimes (06-Jan-2009) kelly isn't quite as hot as she was a couple years ago, but she still offers the same great service - raw fun, no questions asked, all the way to the end. If you love busting your nut inside a sloppy hole, then she's your girl. she doesn't discriminate. Reviewer: TTpump81 (30-Nov-2008) Thought a new review was in order and maybe others wont have to go thru what I did.
Very old pix and I do mean OLD. I read here that those pics she uses are only 2-3 yrs old, I would have thought more like 5-7. She really does NOT look like her pics!
I should have left when bitch made me wait 60+ minutes but was thinking with wrong head I guess. When I did get upstairs it was the WORST EXPERIANCE EVER
Face is fugly and full of zits, I don't know what the rest of her looks like though she keeps the room super dark. I lay down her advertised donation of 100/qky and she was non stop with upsell and I mean like "If u want me to take my pants off its 100 extra roses" WTF?! I try for just a BJ but that only last maybe 10 seconds and she wants 50 more to keep going when I finally say FUCK YOU and grab my money she turns PSYCHO CRAZY even pick up the phone to call 911
Recommend only if you like to waste your time! Reviewer: whackit (09-Nov-2007) Heard all the good things about Kelly. Well, I'm so fucking disappointed. Worst experience ever. Basically $190 for a 10 min half-ass BBJ
When I walk in, I thought she was kinda cute. She looks about 10 lbs heavier than her pics. Paid her for the hour, which is $250. Talk for a minute. She turned off the lights, the proceeded to take off her clothes while I took off my clothes. Gave me a BBJ for about 30 secs and ask if I want to do her doggy-style. She gets on all fours and ask me to do her... without a condom!!! Tempted for a sec, I said no way. Ask her if she has any condoms. She said no. I said I go buy some. I put on my clothes. Told her to give me half the money before I take off to get some condoms. She gave me $5. I turned on the lights and guess what I saw? Sagging boobs with veins, stomach pouch with veins. Looks like she recently had a baby.
She then told me someone is coming soon. In my mind, I told myself, I paid for an hour, how soon can someone come. I've only been here for about 5 minutes. Anyway, decided to stay for 30 mins and just finish with BBJ. Turned off the lights, took of my clothes and proceeded with the BBJ. After about 1 min, she said if I was going to cum. I said no. Another min, ask me if I was going to cum. I said no. Told her I can't cum if she stops every 30 sec and ask me if I was going to cum. Another min, she ask me this ain't happening and told me to jack off into her mouth. I said if I wanted to jack off, I would've stayed home. Gave me BBJ for another 5 mins, stopping every 30 secs. She then told me my time is about up, I'll need to jack off. Anyway, she gave me back $60, so I ended up paying $190 for a 10 min BBJ, which was the worst BJ ever. I didn't even get to see her pussy. Only saw her naked in the light with her legs crossed for 1 min and that wasn't excited at all. Should've stayed home and jack off to my porn. Source: http://www.nolinkavailable.orgReviewer: Anonymous CL poster (07-Nov-2007) What a coincidence, all of these KELLY IS GREAT posts are still here but all the KELLY IS FAKE posts get flagged. This is why places like TER don't have reviews for girls like Kelly.
But I digress. I called her 4 - 5 times, she called back, told me the hotel. I arrive on time, call 5 - 6 times over the next hour, finally she calls back with the room number. I go up, her hair is a rat nest, make up looks like a 3 yr old put it on, and her breath reeks of cigarettes.
I ask for a BJ, she licks it twice, asks if I want to do her doggy. Ok fine. I pound her for about a minute she asks if I'm going to cum. I said not yet. She asked again 30 seconds later. I said not yet. She asked a third time, said her boyfriend is coming back soon. I pulled out, got dressed, took back half the donation. I'll never call again. Source: http://www.nolinkavailable.orgReviewer: Anonymous CL poster (07-Nov-2007) First met this girl 2 years back when she had just turned 20. I think it was her first week as an escort. Not very skilled, but was very sweet. Was like I scored a highschool teen. Body wasn't great, but was clean and cute.
Two weeks back I saw her again. How she thinks guys believe she is still 19 I don't know, she's about 25 I think. But her body is all shot out. Tattoos everywhere, saggy boobs, stretch marks, and smells like filth down there. Worst of all is her attitude. 5 minutes of "are you done yet", "are you done yet", "are you done yet" is what I got. Maybe you'll get better than me, but I doubt it. Source: http://www.nolinkavailable.orgReviewer: Anonymous CL poster (05-Nov-2007) Ok so this supposedly cute ex cheerleader sweetheart we keep hearing about isn't so cute and isn't much of a sweetheart either. She has stretch marks [EDIT]. Condoms are optional (its why I go see her). All these things are well known at this point.
Last time I saw her some guy starts banging on the door calling her by her real name (which I won't put here but it starts with T). She offers me one of her famous all nite / BBFS / anything goes sessions if I beat the crap out of the guy outside! WTH is this...supposedly its her ex bf and she is mad at him. I said not only no but HELL NO and took the stairs.
I mean how long will it be before she barters with client A to beat up client B because client B shorted her on the donation? This girl is a powderkeg. Don't be around when she goes off!
~ ~ ~ Admin edited some stretch mark commentary for discretionary reasons Source: http://www.nolinkavailable.orgReviewer: Anonymous CL poster (03-Nov-2007) she goes with or without condom its up to you - sometimes charges an extra $ when she has a lot of business but goes bb for free when her phone isnt ringing or if you just bring her some meth lol Source: http://www.nolinkavailable.orgReviewer: adam251 (02-Nov-2007) Saw her on CL, looked at her reviews from Atlanta and she seemed to check out. Went to her motel in Santa Monica & called for the room #. Of course, got a message saying she was on the phone. Left her a message. Called again at the time of our appointment, midnight. Same message. Called again 10 minutes later. Got some kinda message. Finally, she calls me back 20 minutes past our appointment, mumbles something I can't understand, but says give her 10 minutes. 40 minutes later @ 1:00...she finally calls me and tells me the #. Turns out her cell needed to be charged and she had to have a "friend" come over to give her a charger. (Funny, didn't she have to use her cell phone to call him? She couldn't've just let me in instead of making me wait 1 hour?).
She was supposed to wear a short skirt, but of course, she forgot. She was in sweats (real sexy- not). She just got naked. Thought she was gonna change to the skirt, but no such luck. She was smoking as we talked (not a good sign) and said she didn't kiss. What about the advertised GFE? I asked. Oh, that's for girls, she said. What?!
Anyway, her eyes looked bigger than the ones in her pic. Her nipples were dark and inverted for some reason- hard to get them to pop out. She's allergic to lube, so I couldn't use any! Made it even harder to maintain an erection since I couldn't feel a connection without kissing. Very superficial and disconnected experience.
She seemed to have a very short attention span. I'd ask her to suck my nipples and she would for five seconds then stop. Same thing with oral sex. And she'd make a weird sound everytime she did it. Her phone kept ringing and she answered it! Told her to please turn it off.
Tight body, maybe too skinny. Asked about greek. She said she did it if the guy wasn't too big, and of course, I was (I'm average). Couldn't even finger her butt. Go figure.
Toward the end, asked her if I could take pictures of her, and she said sure. Got a few shots of us in action and she told me to take some of her face too! OK!... We went the full hour and her phone started ringing again- her manager, wanting her to end the session. She said she'd swallow, so I came in her mouth, but she ran off to the bathroom and spit it out! God, doesn't she do anything she advertises or agrees to?! Source: http://www.nolinkavailable.orgReviewer: Anonymous CL poster (01-Nov-2007) Lets see...how did it go again? I remember:
Was first told it was hotel #1. Drove there, waited about 30 min. Finally she calls and tells me she had to change to hotel #2 because of some stalker / psycho ex pimp. I drive to hotel #2, wait another 30 min. She calls and tells me to come to hotel #3 because hotel #2 was fake just in case I was a friend of the psycho stalker. I drive to hotel #3, where I wait about 90 min. When she finally calls to tell me the room # I find a 25ish y/o tweeked out meth whore in 3 day old makeup that looks nothing like the girl in the pictures.
I turned right around, went back to my car and here comes bubba screamin "MOTHAFUKA YOU BEST BE PAYIN ME NOT MAH HO". I ran for my life, came back the next morning to 4 slashed tires and a broken windshield.
Thanks Kelly. Source: http://www.nolinkavailable.orgReviewer: Anonymous CL poster (01-Nov-2007) It was 2 months since I saw this tiny thing in vegas but OMFG...bad breath bad service high prices stretch marks beer gut bad tattoos WTF?! All I ever read was southern sweetheart ex cheerleader but whatever that is all bullshit the FACTS are that she is mid 20s and yeah those are her pix but from like 1998 or somethin Source: http://www.nolinkavailable.orgReviewer: Kelly's boyfriend (31-Oct-2007) Gentlemen, we are indeed priviledged to have this gfe available in Atlanta again. This is without doubt the sweetest & Best GFE I have ever had on CL. Treat her with the great respect she deserves & enjoy her while she is here. You know you can trust the Boomer with an accurate review....
Kelly the Sweet and Petite 423-829-0114 Incall only!
~ ~ ~ Admin note: sounds more like an Advertisement than a Review, but I thought I'd allow it. Source: http://www.nolinkavailable.orgReviewer: Anonymous CL poster (30-Oct-2007) the truth is yeah she will take 200 300 400 prolly 1000000000 for service if you are dumb enough to pay it but she will also take 50 THATS RIGHT 50 ROSES DONATION for fs anything goes call her and offer 50 see what she says Source: http://www.nolinkavailable.orgReviewer: Anonymous CL poster (27-Oct-2007) Want to wait 2-3 hours in the hotel lobby before you get a call back? Call Kelly. Want to be upsold for everything in your pocket? Call Kelly.
Want to be told repeatedly ARE YOU DONE YET ARE YOU DONE YET ARE YOU DONE YET? Call Kelly.
Want to hear how you have to leave b/c her BF is on his way upstairs? Call Kelly.
Want to get home find an itch on your nuts and find out you have warts? Call Kelly.
Want to avoid all this? Call someone else. Source: http://www.nolinkavailable.orgReviewer: Old TER profile (05-Oct-2007) This provider information is no longer available on TER. Source: http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?ID=83307
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